One of the toughest tasks or trials a man will face in his lifetime is the day he decides to take the love of his life home to meet mom. One thing we know about gamers is that many of them like what they see when playing games and checking out the finely crafted female characters that appear on the screen. These fictional women are crafted with the purpose of appearing attractive to male gamers, but which ones have the worst personalities and would have mom cussing you out for bringing them into their house? That’s what we’re looking at today as we run down the female characters you wouldn’t dare take home to mom.
The Witch – Left 4 Dead
Besides the fact that no guy in his right mind would pick her up to begin with, The Witch is scary-looking enough to piss off any mother and have her instantly wondering what kind of drugs you were on. You also run the risk of getting mom torn to shreds if she startles her. One false move and The Witch will tear Mom, you and any other survivor nearby into tiny bloody pieces.
Poison – Final Fight
Provided you’re playing by the rules and avoiding anything in the bedroom until marriage (we know you’re a good little boy), you don’t know about Poison’s “little” secret. Mom will spot that adam’s apple in a heartbeat though and needless to say, she’ll be ticked off. On top of everything else; if you call her (him) out on it at the family dinner table, he/she might beat the sh*t out of your whole family.