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Top 10 Female Characters You Couldn't Handle If They Were Real

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Females in video games tend to be designed to do one thing - get the attention of male gamers. Sure they can be just as badass as the male heroes, stars and villains of other games, but their designs almost always lean towards the "exaggerated" side regarding their female endowments. It's one of the reasons there's an entire market for dolls, posters and more (primarily in Asia). Even cosplay has invaded western culture with real-life women becoming "internet famous" just for dressing like the sexier female characters. So of course we've heard all the talk from different gamers saying things like; "You know what I would do to her?". Because of this, we're looking at top 10 females that you might think you want, but wouldn't know what to do with if they were real.

Samus
Samus Aran is the star of the Metroid franchise introduced way back in the original 1986 Metroid on the little gray NES. She’s a female bounty hunter, which of course is automatically hot, and usually is wearing an armor suit with weapons that include beams and missiles. Samus has appeared in tons of Metroid games with another on the way soon. Samus is also one of the first major female leads in video games. While no one knew it when they first started playing Metroid, the world soon learned that Samus Aran was the first sexy female in gaming. But let's face facts here - She kicks way too much ass for you to handle her.

Samus Aran of Metroid

Morrigan Aensland
Morrigan was one of the easiest choices when we decided on picking the babes you can't handle list. While many people criticize video games for having inproportionate features on female characters, Morrigan takes it to a-whole-other level. But as you can see by the image below, there are some women out there who are “equipped” to portray the character. But what is it about Morrigan that makes her so appealing? Morrigan is from the Darkstalkers line of Capcom games (although it’s called Vampire and/or Vampire Savior in other regions). Morrigan is a succubus who is very vain and lives for little more than the excitement of battle. We all like competitive chicks and she has all the right in the world to be vain based on the fact she made our list. The character’s appearance is a beautiful woman with long, light green hair, large breasts and bat-like wings on her back and the sides of her head. Morrigan can reshape these wings into spikes and blades when attacking her enemies, as well as using them to shield her from enemy attacks. Come on. You really think you could handle her?

Morrigan from DarkStalkers



 

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+1 #1 RE: Top 10 Female Characters You Couldn't Handle If They Were RealCarnageXB 2010-07-16 12:39
Very nice list. Joanna Dark is a looker
 
 
#2 RE: Top 10 Female Characters You Couldn't Handle If They Were RealJack 2010-07-16 12:54
But I'm gay though...
 
 
#3 MrHarry Dillon 2010-07-16 14:49
Good list but I would put Hugo out of SF as well. You woulsn't be able to handle him in a reletionship, he is too big and strong
 
 
#4 DD 2010-07-16 17:50
Bayonetta would beat all these babes up at once while I was unable to handle her. O except for my lady Tifa, of course
 
 
#5 faanon 2010-07-17 05:59
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#6 seriously!chris 2010-07-17 07:19
No freaking BAYONETTA! GTFO
 
 
#7 RE: Top 10 Female Characters You Couldn't Handle If They Were RealFAPFAPFAP 2010-07-17 11:18
the nariko cosplay girl looks like Angelina Jolie but the Christie cosplay girl is the hotest
 
 
#8 I'm with ChrisJumpMan 2010-07-19 12:20
Yeah, where's Bayonetta?
Also, that chick cosplaying as Morrigan, Dia, is a total stuck up [censored].
 
 
#9 Konami anyone?Nathan 2010-07-26 20:11
what about Rumble Roses!? that game is meant for this list
 

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