Joanna Dark – Perfect Dark Zero
Fiery red heads always find a way onto our lists. And Joanna is no different. She’s the top agent employed by the Carrington Institute, specializing in combat, espionage, and undercover operations. As the star of the Perfect Dark series, she plays a pivotal role in the events of the games. While she did debut on the Nintendo 64, she’s 100% Xbox now that Rare is wholly part of the Microsoft world and made her 360 debut in Perfect Dark Zero.
Ok, so that’s not exactly Miranda in the cosplay half below half of the character image below. But it looks good. Anyways, why did we pick Miranda? It was a hard choice because Mass Effect is full of virtual hotties. Miranda is an informant and a major character in Mass Effect Galaxy and a squad member in Mass Effect 2. Her major part in the games keeps her in the front of every conversation and thus topped the Mass Effect babe list. Also like another babe on this list, she appears as a hologram, but only sometimes. Miranda is very well traveled and has many contacts, extending from Citadel space and the Terminus Systems, to as far as the hostile Nemean Abyss.
Some of you may be thinking to yourself that this spot should belong to Kasumi since we’re picking a Dead or Alive girl, but we felt Kasumi gets too much attention already. Plus, Christie made her debut on the Xbox in DoA 4 and has been a part of the Xbox world since. Whether she’s playing volleyball, lying by the pool while teenage boys try to find the best camera angle, or kicking butt in the ring; Christie is tops on our list of DoA girls. As for this generation of home consoles, Christie is our Xbox 360 babe more for Dead or Alive 4 than anything … as you can tell by the image below.
Kameo started her Xbox 360 life early and hasn’t looked back since. Actually we haven’t seen her since her debut except for some occasional cameos. ZING! In the game Kameo, Kameo the character must rescue her family from Thorn's forces all while searching for the Elemental Sprites that control the power of Kameo's Elemental Warriors. Describing this character and the game results in saying Kameo a lot, but one thing is sure… we like elf babes.
Most guys have a woman on their mind throughout the day. But it’s not every day you find a woman who is actually “in” your mind. Cortana is also a special case for another reason. She’s the only one on the list who is actually a computer generated model of a computer generated model. I guess that makes her “extra not real”. But no matter what; most guys wouldn’t mind downloading this A.I. female.